There are some pretty awful chat up lines floating about at the moment and I thought it worthwhile to list a few of the very worst. To start with the crassest of them all is the offer of money for sex: “Hey babe, want to make an easy fifty bucks?” If this line succeeds, you will wake up with syphilis. Moving swiftly onwards through the catalogue of awful chat up lines, we encounter another monster: “Do you see something swell?” This can only be responded quickly and sharply with “No”, a quick blow to their ego will remove the “swell” in question.
A more effective line is: “Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?” For the weedier men out there, this line could work: “I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk”. One line that wrongly assumed schizophrenia is found sexy by women is: “Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you”. One chat up line that places too much hope in the power of reverse psychology is: “My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off your blouse in a public place”.
A more effective line is: “Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?” For the weedier men out there, this line could work: “I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk”. One line that wrongly assumed schizophrenia is found sexy by women is: “Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you”. One chat up line that places too much hope in the power of reverse psychology is: “My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off your blouse in a public place”.